Ok. Apparently, being hot is not enough of a reason to not hire the Georgian ‘nanny’ (because she is really not a nanny) according to my husband.
I told him how I felt about hiring the Georgian nanny (from now on referred to as ‘the hottie’) and he told me that he felt insulted I would even think of him and another woman. INSULTED. Hah! My answer: “OK. Now we are even for all the times you said something and I felt insulted.”
But that’s not the way it works. And my mom has some people coming in from out of town for Thanksgiving for a few days so I really need a sitter ASAP.
We are having ‘the hottie’ sit for us for 2 weeks and then we will make our decision.
Yesterday, Monday, we had her spend a few hours with me and Sophia. She was supposed to come at 11am. She got here 20 minutes early without here mom (hottie: 2 me: 0). Sophia and her immediately started playing which left me completely free to do what I needed to to. I made food for Sophia for about 2 weeks while they played and played.
Sophia’s diaper was bursting at the seams when I told her that we needed to change her diaper (hottie:2 me: 1). I get a point because I shouldn’t need to tell you that my baby needs a diaper change. It’s obvious that she needs a new one when her butt starts to resemble Kim Kardashian!
I let her change the diaper. Too little diaper cream. Put the diaper on backwards and way too tight (hottie: 2 me:2)! And on top of that, she could have been peed on because she didn’t put a new diaper under her right away and her face was right in the line of fire. I am not adding a point for that because being peed on would have been enough punishment already.
Later we went to the park and they played for about an hour (hottie: 3 me:2). You need a lot of energy to run after Sophia and ‘the hottie’ managed to keep up with her the whole time we were there.
After the park, Sophia went to sleep and we got to talkin’. She has only been in the country for months (she’s here legally – hottie: 4 me:2; I am really losing this, huh?) and she is hoping to go back to Georgia next summer to get married to her boyfriend (hottie:5 me:2).*
So it’s not looking go for me. She is coming back today to spend the entire day with us.
She was 20 minutes late!
I’ll let you know tomorrow what happens today!
* Even if this is a lie. She totally deserves a point just for coming up with it!